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第二十二條軍規 (1970)

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  • 片       名第二十二條軍規
  • 上映時間1970年06月24日(美國)
  • 導       演 邁克·尼科爾斯

經典臺詞

  • General Dreedle: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Get back in the car, you smirking slut! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Is Orr crazy? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Of course he is. He has to be crazy to keep flying after all his close calls he's had. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Why can't you ground him? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I can, but first he has to ask me. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • That's all he's gotta do to be grounded? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • That's all. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Then you can ground him? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • No. Then I cannot ground him. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Aah! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • There's a CATCH? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • A catch? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Sure. Catch- Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You got it, that's Catch- 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch- 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • It's the best there is. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [last lines] 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [Yossarian leaps out of the hospital window, fleeing the base. Danby and Tappman watch from the window] 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I can do it, Danby! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tappman: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • They'll catch you, they'll bring you back! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I can do it! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • This is insane! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I can do it! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tappman: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • What about your clothes? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • They'll never recognize me without my uniform! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You'll be on the run with no friends! You'll live in constant danger of betrayal! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [laughs] I live that way now. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian, for God's sake, hurry up! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • So long, Chaplain! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tappman: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • How do you feel, Yossarian? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Fine... because I'm scared to death. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You'll have to keep on your toes every minute. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I'll keep on my toes. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tappman: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You'll have to jump. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I'll jump. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tappman: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • JUMP! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 9b 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [Yossarian jumps over a ditch and runs to the sea while inflating a life raft. He leaps into the sea, paddling furiously, and is gone] 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • feb 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Those bastards are trying to kill me. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dobbs: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • They're shooting at everyone Yossarian. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • And what difference does that make? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dobbs: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • What difference does that make? He's dead. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Then his family will get it. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • He didn't have time to have a family. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Then his parents will get it. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • They don't need it, they're rich. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Then they'll understand. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dobbs: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [Over the radio] Help him! Help him! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Help who? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dobbs: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Help the bombardier! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I'm the bombardier, I'm all right. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Dobbs: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Then help HIM, help HIM! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You promoted me. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • That has got nothing to do with it. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • The only friend I had was Snowden and I didn't know him. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • What's good for M & M Enterprises will be good for the country. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [Yossarian takes a bite] 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • What is it? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Chocolate covered cotton. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • What are you, crazy? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • No good, huh? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • For Christ's sake, you didn't even take the seeds out. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Is it really that bad? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • It's cotton! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Lt. Colonel Moodus: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • A chair for Dad's girlf... for the lady! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • We're gonna come out of this war rich! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You're gonna come out rich. We're gonna come out dead. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [first lines] 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 30 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Lt. Col. Korn, XO 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • f7d 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • : 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • [speaking to Yossarian] All you have to do is be our pal. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Say nice things about us. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Lt. Col. Korn, XO: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tell the folks at home what a good job we're doing. Take our offer Yossarian. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Either that or a court-martial for desertion. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • He was very old. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Luciana: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • But he was a boy. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Well, he died. You don't get any older than that. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Capt. Aarfy Aardvark: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I only raped her once. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • As a matter of fact, Father, I know I can get my hands on an entire shipment of religious relics, blessed by the Pope himself. The Germans swiped them and put them on the open market. As I understand it, the stuff includes a wrist and collarbones of some of your top saints! 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • General Dreedle: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • All right, at ease... there'll be no more moaning in this outfit... the next man who moans is going to be very sorry... 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Ohhhhhhh... 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • General Dreedle: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Who is this man? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Major Danby, Sir. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Lt. Col. Korn, XO: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby... D-A-N-B-Y... 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • General Dreedle: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Take him out and shoot him. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Sir? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • General Dreedle: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I said take him out and shoot him... can't you hear? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Colonel Cathcart: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Take Major Danby out and shoot him... 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Danby: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn't forget, that means that they won't have any trouble at all seeing you. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yossarian: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I am the most renowned killer of fish in the whole United States Army Air Force. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're gone? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • For how long? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Until I've left. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • And then what do I do with them? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I don't care. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • May I send people in to see you after you've left? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yes. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • You won't be here then, will you? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • No. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • I see, sir. Will that be all? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • 88 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • b95 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • When I'm not there. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • What do I do then? 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Maj. Major Major Major: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Whatever has to be done. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • First Sgt. Towser: 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
  • Yes, sir. 復制 復制成功 復制失敗，請手動復制
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